• acomas:

    my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

  • Jul 26 at 01:44AM + 377198
  • nialls-genitalls:

    Me when I’m the next one to present in class.
    image

  • Jul 21 at 02:34AM + 209262
  • snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

  • Jul 20 at 01:58AM + 211084
  • Jul 19 at 03:52AM + 27905
  • Jul 15 at 06:49PM + 228515
  • evil-bones-mccoy:

    "she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

    "yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

  • Jul 13 at 03:07PM + 57703
  • triatic:

    who needs a good body when you can have good food

  • Jul 11 at 12:45AM + 7524
  • augstuswater:

    *is constantly unsure if people like me or not*

  • Jul 09 at 11:26PM + 157795
  • arthur-recaps:

    me when i diet

  • Jul 06 at 10:47PM + 150242
  • oreoofficial:

    important lesson: shut up

  • Jul 04 at 12:09AM + 55460
    One and Only
    Adele
  • just-close-your-eyes-and-leap:

    Adele | One and Only

  • Jul 04 at 12:07AM + 902


    LLMNS