my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat
Me when I’m the next one to present in class.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
who needs a good body when you can have good food
*is constantly unsure if people like me or not*
important lesson: shut up